At least I don’t TASTE like a pina colada
I just washed my hair with some of the mysterious hair products my partner has on her shelves in our shower and now I smell like a pina colada.
I’m certain Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe never had to confront heat-packing suspects smelling like a fruit cocktail.
Also, now I want a pina colada, and that is just. not. cool.