With 2 sugars

Dear Internet,

I just made myself a coffee that is so strong and so full of dark energy, that it defies the laws of physics and mocks the voluntary guidelines of sensible baristas everywhere.

One sip of this intense brew and I will either transcend time, or get an intense headache, or both.

See you tomorrow, and please have some pain tablets with you.

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