Monsters and people

“Take that back!” Hissed Trevor The Vampire.

“I’m just saying,” said Frank The Zombie, holding up his hands, as well as several more hands that he had collected along the way, “monsters are people too.”

“Actually,” said Barry The Ghoul, his voice moaning from the shadows, “I think you’ll find most monsters were people, once.”

“Shut up, Barry,” said Trevor and Frank simultaneously.

“Back in Transylvania,” the Vampire said to the Zombie, “even implying that monsters are people would get you a punch in the nose. If I could find your nose, that is.”

“Except for maybe The Boogymen,” gurgled Barry The Ghoul from every direction at once. “Hard to imagine they were ever people.”

“Shut up, Barry,” said Trevor and Frank simultaneously.

“Boogy, boogy, boogy,” said Barry softly to himself, from the other side of nightmares.

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