Death by ZLOG!

I’m working on inventing a new martial art called “ZLOG!”.

ZLOG! emphasises the element of surprise. For example, by taping yourself to the ceiling of your bathroom, so you can lie in wait for your flatmate, who is also your nemesis; and then, when he finally wanders in, discovering that the adhesiveness of your tape is too strong, and therefore you are forced to hang there, suspended, while you watch all 3 hours of his skincare regime against your will.

Eventually, long after you have passed out, the tape will give way, and at about 3:30 in the morning you will suddenly plummet to the floor with a scream of “ZLOG!”.

You will notice that you were constantly surprised throughout the application of this technique, which maintains the spirit and core principles of the art of ZLOG!.

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