It’s 1948. How big is your donut hole?
I was in my local organic store today (I pronounce it ‘orjanic’, because it makes people twitchy) and I noticed that apparently you can now buy bamboo underpants.
As underwear goes, I’m sure they’re perfectly comfortable, but they sound like the kind of thing the bad people threaten you with when you won’t tell them where you stashed the diamonds.
However, ha!, the joke’s on you, bad people — my floor is tiled, there are no floorboards! Aha ahahaha!
…Please take the bamboo underpants off me now.
…they would gather to watch the world end.
Via I’m not here.
I sometimes think there should be a support group for stationery addicts.
I would go to those meetings, just to compare pens.
Great quote, which as it happens I lifted from a cover of Marie Claire while waiting at an optometrist:
“When in pursuit of revenge, be prepared to dig two graves.”